Monday, July 18, 2011

FB friends amount

This one completely baffles me. Everyone always seems to have a problem keeping up with acquaintances on FB. Having a friends list of over 50 people is absolutely ridiculous. Like you really want to see everyone's updates of inane bullshit. "Went to MacDonalds two secs ago. Had a Big Mac! Yum!" Dwindle that list down to the people you really care about and want to hear from. Block everyone else. Be selective with that shit. Pull a DeNiro, let only a few people in the inner circle. Periodically evaluate everyone on your friends list. "Okay, way too much cut and paste political viewpoint from you...[Delete] Too much whining from you...[Delete]" Leave only the people you would actually call, care about, make you laugh or are separated by incredible distances. It's a good thing that you'll never see or hear from that summer camp lover again. "I fucked this guy? He's a goddamn tea-bagger." Nostalgia has it's merits. Do your part, get your list to double digits! Quit whoring your social network out!

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